We moved our Moodle workloads to AWS in 2020, using CDK to manage the infrastructure. It’s one of our oldest such deployments and has been stable for years. I was nonplussed, to say the least, when, I attempted to update our development environment to the Moodle 4.1 beta and received almost 400 TypeScript errors like the one below:

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public/lib/editor/tiny/js/tinymce/tinymce.d.ts(7,10): error TS2304: Cannot find name 'Range'.

It took me a few minutes to realize what I was actually looking at. We install the Moodle core code in the public directory of the project. CDK’s npm run build command wraps tsc, the typescript compiler, and it was looking at TypeScript modules inside the Moodle directory. Thanks to a helpful hint from Stackoverflow, I modified tsconfig.json to exclude public:

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Octopussy may have the most ludicrous plot for a James Bond movie, and that’s saying something. We’ve had two where the villain launched a laser satellite (Diamonds are Forever and Die Another Day). In A View to a Kill, Christopher Walken planned to cause an earthquake to destroy Silicon Valley. You Only Live Twice (scripted by Roald Dahl!) has a spaceship that eats other spaceships. This was retooled in The Spy Who Loved Me with a supertanker that eats submarines. We haven’t even mentioned Moonraker, in which James Bond actually goes to outer space!

Tongue firmly planted in cheek, this describes the plot of Octopussy: “a circus clown foils an attempt by a deposed Afghan prince and rogue Russian general to destroy a circus with a nuclear bomb.” This doesn’t even touch on the titular jewel smuggler who established an all-female smuggling ring organized around the “Octopus cult.”

Octopussy usually rates in the bottom third of Bond movies, though without the rancor surrounding The Man with the Golden Gun, A View to a Kill, or Die Another Day. The elegaic tone, which starts with Rita Coolidge’s theme “All Time High”, accounts for some of this. Moore was clearly too old, and casting a returning Maud Adams against him eliminated some of the icky sexual politics from the previous film For Your Eyes Only. The action sequence surrounding the train crossing the German border is well-done, despite its inherent implausibility. Douglas Wilmer is fun in a small role as an art expert. Kabir Bedi has memorable turn as monster heel Gobinda.

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When Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park he employed the conceit that this was a reconstructed history, based on interviews with the survivors and drawing on various reports. He used this technique in other works such as The Andromeda Strain and Congo (and abandoned it for Sphere and Timeline).

In-universe, the book is at pains to emphasize the small number of people on Isla Nublar. In the introduction, Crichton writes that “fewer than twenty people [witnessed the events]” and that “only a handful survived.” The movie goes even further; all the non-essential personnel leave the island on the boat, leaving the VIPs to fend for themselves. From a Watsonian standpoint, this is ludicrous. Much like the letters of transit in Casablanca, Spielberg rightly figures that no one will challenge it if he keeps things rolling again. The Doylist explanation is that Spielberg wasn’t making an R-rated movie and wanted to limit the on-screen carnage (to a point).

Spielberg was also perhaps addressing a textual anomaly in the source material. Contrary to Crichton’s assertions about the limited number of people on the island, I can demonstrate that the minimum number of people on the island is forty. The Doylist explanation is that he lost count. That’s boring and we’re not doing that. The Watsonian explanation is for more sinister: the as-yet untold story of Jurassic Park is the wholesale slaughter of dozens of support personnel. Below I will count the number of people on the island. Page references are to the standard paperback. Bolded numbers are the character count.

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Folks, I’ve traveled more than 100,000 miles on Amtrak and I’ve seen some strange stuff. To celebrate those journeys, and in the spirit of Steve Bull’s seminal “Winter Games From the Dark Side” article in the Country Journal, I’ve developed twelve “events” that Amtrak passengers could participate in. Every one of these events is grounded in personal experience. Note that for any of these events forcible removal from the train by Amtrak staff is grounds for immediate disqualification.

1. Havre Challenge

The Empire Builder makes a daily stop in Havre, Montana. It’s a longish stop; besides a separate refueling, there’s a crew change and restocking from the commissary. The station is located on Main Street, just one block from US-2 and within Havre’s central business district. Enterprising passengers may attempt to patronize those businesses without getting left behind. Points will be awarded for money won in any of the casinos, for drinks consumed at Shamrock’s, or takeout meals presented to the on-board train staff. Any passenger who returns to the train with an ATV purchased at Hi-Line Polaris wins an automatic victory and the ATV will be stored in the baggage car. No points are awarded if the passenger is left behind in Havre. We recommend the Quality Inn, it’s about half a mile down the road.

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In the lower drawer of a file cabinet in my office is a manila folder labeled “Humor.” In it are printed out emails, clippings from magazines and newspapers, photocopies, and the occasional bumper sticker. This is mostly the work of my late father, whose approach to archiving never transitioned from paper to digital.

Even after I moved away Dad still put clippings in the mail to me. Later, when he was downsizing his archives, I retained a few pieces that I remembered fondly. One of these is “Winter Games From the Dark Side”, a one-page article by Steve Bull that appeared in the January/February 1994 issue of Country Journal, coinciding with the 1994 Winter Olympics at Lillehammer.

Bull, a native of Temple, Maine, devised a series of Olympic events that you could attempt in your everyday life. Examples included “Frozen Pipe Thaw”, in which contestants used household items in an attempt to restoring running water without burning down the house, “Bird Feeder Races”, in which you attempt to fill a bird feeder and return to the house before a squirrel gets it, or “Frost-Heave High Jumps”, in which you hit a frost heave on a county road at 50 miles per high and your airborne distance is measured. I suspect the bird feeder challenge resonated with my father, who once chased a squirrel with a shovel (the squirrel escaped).

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According to Letterboxd I’ve seen 1,529 movies, which is almost certainly an undercount. If you sort by popularity you’ll see the usual suspects: Pulp Fiction, Knives Out, 2001, Dune, The Godfather, Star Wars…what’s more interesting is what’s at the bottom of the list. Things like Rockets Galore, the indifferent 1958 sequel to Whiskey Galore, which I saw on VHS on loan from Central Michigan University’s library some time in the late 1980s or early 1990s. Or Happy Birthday, Türke!, which I watched in German class back in undergraduate. Probably a German VHS tape, who even knows? Or Screaming Dead, a bad vaguely softcore horror film with Erin Brown that was a staple of the on-demand service in the house I shared with a bunch of folks out of college in 2005.

Some movies you wonder how you ever watched them. Take The Dark Side of the Moon, a 1990 film which plays like a weird mashup of Alien, Ghost Ship, and every bad Bermuda Triangle movie. I caught it on Netflix streaming in 2012, somehow. It didn’t get a non-VHS release, that I know of, until 2019. I won’t call anything with 1.2K watches on Letterboxd obscure, but it’s still pretty hard to come by. I don’t know that I’ve ever met someone in person who’s heard of it, let alone seen it.

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The most important thing about Halloween III is that it’s not a “Halloween” movie: Michael Myers does not walk the earth; Jamie Lee Curtis is nowhere to be seen. The producers had in mind an anthology approach centered around Halloween the holiday, similar in some ways to what J. J. Abrams did decades later with the Cloverfield movies. There’s a thin line between doing that and cashing in on the name of an existing property, and audiences in the 1980s didn’t go for it.

That said, there is some commonality with the first Halloween. John Carpenter produced the movie and composed its theme. In tone and concept, it fits well with Carpenter’s subsequent Prince of Darkness and They Live. Halloween masks feature prominently in the main plot. Nancy Kyes, who played Annie Brackett in the first two Halloween movies, has a small role as the ex-wife of the protagonist.

I avoided this movie for a long time because I didn’t care all that much for Halloween and hadn’t seen Halloween II. That’s too bad because it’s fun, reasonably well-made, and stands alone. Plot spoilers follow…

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Troll 2 is, by acclamation, one of the worst movies ever made. It was shot in Utah in 1989 for around $100,000. Most of the actors were first-time performers. The director, Claudio Fragasso, spoke little English and the actors did not speak Italian. The film famously features not trolls but goblins; it was distributed as Troll 2 to capitalize on the success of the 1986 film Troll. The acting is poor; the script is ludicrous; the effects are medicore. Naturally it became a cult classic.

I’m not writing about Troll 2 but rather about Best Worst Movie, a documentary about that transformation to cult classic, and about which I have mixed feelings. It was written and directed by Michael Stephenson, who starred in Troll 2 as a child actor. Much of the main cast participates, most notably George Hardy, the lead actor in Troll 2 and then and now a dentist. Fragasso also participates, as does screenwriter Rossella Drudi.

There is a moment in the documentary where Stephenson and Hardy track down Margo Prey, who played Stephenson’s mother and Hardy’s wife in the original film. Prey has one other film credit, also in 1990. At the time this documentary was made she was living modestly with and caring for her elderly mother. Margo herself gives the impression of struggling with some mental health issues. Popmatters’ Dan Heaton called the scene “very awkward”; I agree and wonder if that’s not strong enough.

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The late Rogers E. M. Whitaker is a personal hero of mine. Under the name E. M. Frimbo, the “World’s Greatest Railroad Buff”, he wrote numerous columns for the New Yorker about various train trips he taken, many in various out-of-the-way places. A number of these columns were collected in All Aboard with E. M. Frimbo, World’s Greatest Railroad Buff, of which I own several copies and is a charming read. Perhaps less well known is that Whitaker also covered college football for 30 years.

Back in 2008, I was working for Kalamazoo College (my alma mater) as a desktop engineer and, as I wrote at the time, “[i]n a fit of madness I promised the Athletics Department that I would attend a road football game this year.” Thus it was that several friends joined me amidst the remnants of Hurricane Ike for a football game in Rockford, Illinois, which Kalamazoo won 17-14. The story of driving through that weather has lost nothing in the telling over the years. A minor tradition was established, and we made similar trips in 2009 and 2010:

• September 13, 2008: Sam Greeley Field in Rockford, Illinois
• September 19, 2009: Burt Field in North Manchester, Indiana
• September 25, 2010: Benedictine Sports Complex in Lisle, Illinois

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On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

I’m updating an older stack in CDK and is my custom I’m writing tests. When writing tests for an existing stack, I’ll incorporate the output from the deployed Cloudformation templates. This ensures that the test is realistic and works toward my main goal, which is to minimize disruption to the infrastructure when updating the code. A good example is security groups–changing the description is enough to require replacement. If you have a multi-stack deployment with ingress/egress relationships between security groups, that will cause problems. Testing for that upfront saves time.

When working with a CDK application, you can have code in three places:

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